I have a friend from college who has a Prince Albert piercing (I'm not linking a picture to what that it, but if you look online I'm sure you can figure it out). This wasn't a big deal except he liked talking about it so much; I now know things like how he has to pinch the second hole shut when he pees otherwise it shoots out both holes and makes a mess =/. Because of this we all took to calling him Cock Pierce D (or CP D for short).
CP D heard about an Aggie S&M party while we were in college, so he decided to go check it out. I'm not sure exactly what he was expecting, but apparently it was absolutely horrible. I assume he was hoping to see a bunch of hot mostly naked women running around in leather and handcuffs; what he got was a bunch of fat old people whipping each other. They WERE mostly naked, though; so, I suppose he wasn't completely off the mark.
The worst part was he ran into one of his professors at the party too.
I don't think Cock Pierce ever quite got over the whole experience.
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