Moto-Horsie Mark I is a motorcycle stylized after a horse. I would dress up like a cowboy and then ride it up and down the street yelling 'Giddyap!' while swatting it's backside with a riding crop. It may need hydraulics to get the galloping motion accurate.
Moto-Horsie Mark II is a motorized wheelbarrow I came up with while talking to somebody I will refer to as Texty-kins (you know who you are ;) ). Moto-Horsie Mark II doesn't share much in styling with Moto-Horsie Mark I except for my strange desire to call anything motorized a 'Horsie'.
Texty-kins works in a mulch yard; I asked her what would happen if I brought in a wheelbarrow and asked to get it filled with mulch. After being told that wouldn't work, I decided it would be better to try and build a motorized wheelbarrow, strip down to my boxers, and drive it into the mulch yard demanding to be covered in mulch.
Okay, I didn't actually decide to do this so much as tell her I would and then imagine the outcome, but that's not as funny.
Continuing on; after being chased out of the office I would lead them all on a magical chase up and down the piles of mulch while I looked for the mystical 'Crazy Shed'. They have a problem with drivers going crazy sometimes, so in my mind their facility is actually a Mulch Yard/Sanitarium, with a shed out back where they keep the crazies.
It's also like a Dirt Theme Park. I'm positive on slow days they water down the mulch and make 'mudslides' to ride down. They even have mascots; "Rickey and Rinnie" the rats, who are the friendliest rats in the world. They love to pounce on Texty-kins from the rafters; she apparently has a strange affinity for rodents.
After touring the Crazy Shed and getting my picture taken with Rickey and Rinnie, and maybe taking a few trips down the mudslide, I would leave on Moto-Horsie Mark II with Texty-kins and ride off into the sunset. A perfect day =).
I want the horse version!
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